Got Milk?

Ralph and Tom had Steve Young on from the SF 49ers for his weekly interview. I really wish Ralph could go one interview with Steve Young without mentioning milk. For those who don't know, Steve Young is mormon, so he does not drink alcohol because of his religion. So this is why Ralph thinks its absolutely hilarious to always bring up Steve Young drinking milk anytime there is the slightest inference that alcohol should be involved. This joke is not funny. It wasn't funny when he said it the first time and still remains unfunny as he repeats it week after week when Steve comes on every Wednesday.

Ralph managed during yesterday's interview to get his hilarious milk joke in twice. Here are the two instances:

Tom Tolbert played basketball for the University of Arizona. Steve Young played football for BYU. For those that aren't keeping up with the plethora of bowl games, BYU and Arizona are playing in this year's Las Vegas Bowl. So of course, Tom being the gambler that he is must make a wager with Steve. As the two of them are tossing ideas back and forth about what they can wager, Ralph has to interject with his lightning wit with.....wait for it..........wait for it.............

If steve wins he wins a giant carton of milk or something

Wow. That's funny. I think my favorite part is the "or something". Steve and Tom just completely ignore this interruption and continue to discuss the wager as Ralph ,as he always does after one of his pathetic attempts at humor, is cackling away in the background. The joke is played Ralph. Please stop using it. However, as if this wasn't enough milk references for one interview, he once again chimes in here:

Towards the end of the interview, Tom and Steve return to the wager and again start discussing terms. During this discussion, Ralph decides he will again astound the listeners with his snappy wit by stating that the wager should be..........wait.........its gonna be good......wait for it....................

a case of beer and a case of milk

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Oh my god that's funny. My tummy hurts. Ralph Barbieri is the embodiment of funny. Ha Ha Ha Ha. Seriously sad.

Another amazing witticism that Ralph dropped twice during this interview talking about the BYU-Arizona game is the following:

arizona takes a mormon beat down

Why is this funny? Does he believe that if you just throw mormon into any statement it becomes funny? Lets see.....Your mama is a mormon. Nope not seeing it.

He followed each iteration with a minute of unrestrained, boisterous laughter. I'm going to go watch re-runs of Benny Hill so that I can keep the good times rolling.

Not Funny!